Sarcastic Drinking Funny Can Cooler Koozies

Keep your drinks cool and look cool while doing it with our funny, sarcastic koozies!

Our koozies come in two sizes, regular or slim.

Regular can koozies fit 12oz. cans
Slim can koozies fit slim cans and bottles. 

Phrases:

"I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE DRINKING"

"I PEE IN THE LAKE"

"I LOVE DRUNK ME BUT I DON'T TRUST HER"

"THIS BEER IS GOING DOWN LIKE A FAT KID ON A SEESAW"

"ARE YOU DRUNK?" Checkbox

"The officer said, "You drinking?" I said "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed.  I need bail money."

"I don't get drunk.  I get Awesome."